i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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