when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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