ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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