What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I supernannyed him into submission
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