Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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