I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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