No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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