Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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