finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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