This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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