yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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