Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Boobs are out for the taking
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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