So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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