Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Do you have feelings for this penis?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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