I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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