Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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