Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
