dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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