Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Farmville is her only friend.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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