this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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