When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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