I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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