He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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