Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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