Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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