You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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