Whod you bang
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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