that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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