yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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