I want to have your abortion
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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