I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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