Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
As shirtless as possible
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Randomize
