carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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