Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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