She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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