I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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