Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
