I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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