Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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