guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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