just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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