love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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