Jerry, you need to find god
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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