The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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