I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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