she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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