going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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