Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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