i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My legs feel like baby dolphins
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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