doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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