how hairy? two words: wookie tits
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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