I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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