People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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