Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
You're earring is so big in my mouth
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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