Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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