So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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