awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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